Hi my name is 'Smiler' John and I'm your friendly new agony uncle.
If you've got any problems with anything I'm your man and if I haven't got the answers just look at the pictures of me smiling at the bottom of the page, that's bound to cheer you up!!

Anon writes:
Dear Uncle John,
I've recently started getting terrible wind every time I run, any tips on getting rid of it?

Uncle John writes:
Dear Anon, actually we know it's you Shaun and it's starting to get on everyone's tits so put a cork in it, theres a good boy!

More problems solved next month, but for now enjoy the pictures of me!

Keep Smiling
Uncle John